Sink the Belgrano!
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Like giant
whales of death they steamed ahead
Where's my Foreign Secretary Pimp and get me my faithful Nit, those
two defenders of Tory strength
We're not going to kill
anyone, we're just keeping the Argy on the run
Dreaming in his icy bed until the
cold has drained his heart and death sucks out
his last breath |
Berkoff wrote Sink the Belgrano! after the
Falklands War. "It had to be written. What a story!
All those statements and contradictions in the House of
Commons. All those statesmen lying their heads off in the
Commons".

Nanna Ingvarssonas as Maggot Scratcher
The play is in verse with many references to
Shakespeare's history plays, though with Maggot
Scratcher, Pimp and Nit instead of Hal, Falstaff and
Hotspur. But will the play survive given that now no-one
remembers Nott and Pym (Nit and Pimp)? Or will the play's
broader theme rise above this and will it remain topical
forever "when we've been so damned good to them/
never complained when their death squads/ got rid of
opposition in mass graves/ nor publicly showed our
disgust at torture".

acapulco
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Hi Steve, you're in pretty good shape for an older man
Just a typical American who's on vacation and drunk
just another vagina attached to a life support system
Do you know Stallone? Yeah...I have to work with him
OOWA´s
and the cats were so thin... they looked like Hollywood starlets
so I watched the soul of others- I watched and observed them from my body |
Berkoff was filming Rambo and wrote the play
based on minor actors in the bar getting drunk on
Tequila. Berkoff played the role of Steve. Interesting
but not spectacular.
Sturm und drang or confessions of a cad!
her answerphone collects my anguished words
soft lips, perfume and women's sexy eyes/ on you are wasted when you see sterling rise
a frightened mouse
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Mutant Killer Girls
Meryl Streep was so brilliant I thought, as the girl/
played as a French Jew who was brought up in Wales |
A comedy of manners for three performers.
Brighton B
each ScumB
ags
I tell no
lies A
wave would pick you up like a dog wiv a bone and bung you down again on the shingle
They can't help it, that's all they know
red in tooth and fuckin claw
Bollocks! |
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I fink she's craving a bit of pain |
A disappointing play with a too obvious plot
and message. A family on the beach demonstrate their low
tastes and their gay prejudice. After one of them beats
up a gay man a group of gays come and beat him up.

Belinda Blanchard as Dinah in the world premiere directed by George
Dillon at the Sallis Benney Theatre in Brighton, 1991. Click on
the image for the source. Thanks to Belinda for permission to include the image.
An update: reading the play suggests a clichéd play with little
interest. Seeing it in performance changes everything. The interaction of dialogue between the
actors reveal the stagecraft of Berkoff.
In Delinquent Berkoff says "One
day Dad rented a car to take us all on a trip to Brighton and as it drew
past the pavilion, I was gobsmacked at my first glance of the deep blue
sea; it was a perfect summer's day".
Belinda Blanchard says "I can't believe it but it was 21 years ago
now. I was just grateful to be working- all I can recall was
that George was a great fun director and very happy, and I felt a tad
uncomfortable about the idea that I was taking the piss out of fat
people. I always find it difficult to tell the difference between when
someone is taking the piss out of fat/ uneducated/ working class people,
and simply reflecting them.
One day Mr Berkoff took us all out to dinner- an Indian meal in a posh
(to me) restaurant in Brighton. it was way above my budget. And we were
on Equity Minimum and I don't work much. To my horror he did not pay.
That's my memory of HIM!" (email to Iain Fisher, 3 April 2012).
Dahling you were marvellous
Culture in
Nineties Britain/ Sounds fab, why shelve it/
Couldn't get enough material don't forget you have some fans
he slaughtered my last play/ that it could have been
written by an orang utang/ that's not so bad
do you think I should
play Macbeth/ You'd be marvellous darling
we're doing a charity
concert for starving kids in Calcutta, there'll
be a triffic party afterwards |
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A TV play with a large cast, the camera moves
from table to table in a restaurant, eavesdropping here
and there, like one of Altman's extended takes. Berkoff
says it was a parody on the theatrical chattering set,
people with "little substance of their own".
One of these is Steve, Berkoff´s alter ego on stage.

6
charactors in search of a
Playwright
Director

Steven Berkoff's new play is 6 Actors in Search of a Director
(the title is of course a nod to Pirandello's play). It is "a bird's eye
view of the film industry".
The try out was in the Odyssey Theatre is LA, USA. It was directed by Berkoff and the actors were Jan Broberg, Oliver
Cowley, Paul Darrigo, Courtney DeCosky, Jase Lindgren, Elizabeth Southard and
Michael Tatlock.
The premiere was in the Charing Cross Theatre, London on 16 May 2012 with Neil Stuke,
Philip Voss, Andrée Bernard, Sarah Chamberlain, Ruth Everett,
and Paul Trussell as the actors and Jonathan Sidgwick plays the role of the
director. The actual director was Berkoff.
It is a comedy set on a film location: "Six actors are on a movie
set waiting for their call. Until then, they are in limbo, needing the
director to bring them to life. He does this merely by using the one magic
word - Action!"
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